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speechjew ~ Kingpins

1.1B Albert Pujols - STL
2.SS Troy Tulowitzki - COL
3.OF Matt Kemp - LAD
4.2B Brandon Phillips - CIN
5.SP Johan Santana - NYM
5.SP Jon Lester - BOS * From hilikus
6.Traded to hilikus
7.3B Aramis Ramirez - CHC
8.Traded to hilikus
9.OF Bobby Abreu - LAA
10.SP Matt Garza - TB
11.Traded to daner
11.From daner * RP Rafael Soriano - TB
12.From hilikus * RP Ryan Franklin - STL
12.From daner * 1B Billy Butler - KC
12.Traded to daner
13.RP Billy Wagner - ATL
14.OF Nate McClouth - ATL
15.C Miguel Montero - ARI
16.OF Julio Borbon - TEX
17.2B Asdrubal Cabrera - CLE
18.SP Brad Penny - STL
19.SP Johnathan Sanchez - SF
20.SP Aaron Harang - CIN
21.1B/OF Garret Jones - PIT
22.1B Todd Helton - COL

super324 ~ Team Ramrod

1.SS Hanley Ramirez - FLA
2.2B Ian Kinsler - TEX
3.1B Joey Votto - CIN
4.OF Jason Bay - NYM
5.1B/3B Kevin Youkilis - BOS
6.OF Adam Lind - TOR
7.SP Jake Peavy - CHW
8.SP Tommy Hanson - ATL
9.SP Matt Cain - SF
10.OF Hunter Pence - HOU
11.1B Chris Davis - TEX
12.RP Bobby Jenks - CHW
13.RP David Aardsma - SEA
14.RP Chad Qualls - ARI
15.RP Neftali Feliz - TEX
16.SP Joba Chamberlain - NYY
17.SP Clay Buchholz - BOS
18.SP Colby Lewis - TEX
19.C Ryan Doumit - PIT
20.SP Mark Buehrle - CHW
21.RP Kevin Gregg - TB
22.RP Daniel Bard - BOS

hmmr7 ~ Longnecks

1.2B Chase Utley - PHI
2.SS Jimmy Rollins - PHI
3.OF Jacoby Ellsbury - BOS
4.3B Ryan Zimmerman - WAS
5.1B Kendry Morrales - LAA
6.OF Carlos Beltran - NYM
7.SP Josh Beckett - BOS
8.SP Clayton Kershaw - LAD
9.SP John Lackey - BOS
10.RP Heath Bell - SD
11.RP Brian Fuentes - LAA
12.DH Vlad Guerrero - TEX
13.1B/OF Michael Cuddyer - MIN
14.RP Mike Gonzalez - BAL
15.C Geovanny Soto - CHC
16.SP Ben Sheets - OAK
17.SP Ted Lilly - CHC
18.RP Kerry Wood - CLE
19.OF Jay Bruce - CIN
20.SP Kevin Slowey - MIN
21.SP Chris Young - SD
22.SP Jeremy Bonderman - DET

Bernek77 ~ Dirty Kenzo's

1.3B Alex Rodriguez - NYY
2.OF Ichiro Suzuki - SEA
3.1B Justin Morneau - MIN
4.OF Jayson Werth - PHI
5.C Brian McCann - ATL
6.SP Javier Vazquez - NYY
7.SP Cole Hammels - PHI
8.2B Jose Lopez - SEA
9.OF Alfonso Soriano - CHC
10.OF Nelson Cruz - TEX
11.RP Brad Lidge - PHI
12.Traded to Thanos
13.RP Matt Lidstrom - HOU
13.From Thanos * SP Tim Hudson - ATL
14.From Thanos * RP Trevor Hoffman - MIL
14.SP J.A. Happ - PHI
15.Traded to Thanos
16.SP Johnny Cueto - CIN
17.RP Brandon Lyon - HOU
18.SS Elvis Andrus - TEX
19.SP Ervin Santana - LAA
20.RP Octavio Dotel - PIT
21.OF Jason Heyward - ATL
22.SP Mike Pelfrey - NYM

puregoblingboy47 ~ F-Bombs

1.1B Mark Texeria- NYY
2.OF Matt Holliday - STL
3.SP Zach Greinke - KC
4.2B/OF Ben Zobrist - TB
5.OF Curtis Granderson - NYY
6.SP Cliff Lee - SEA
7.SP Wandy Rodriguez- HOU
8.RP Johnathan Broxton - LAD
9.SP Brandon Webb - ARI
10.3B Garret Atkins - BAL
11.OF Torii Hunter - LAA
12.RP Francisco Cordero - CIN
13.RP Huston Street - COL
14.SP John Danks - CHW
15.OF Juan Pierre - CHW
16.SS/3B Miguel Tejada - BAL
17.C Benji Molina - SF
18.3B Chipper Jones - ATL
19.OF Corey Hart - MIL
20.SP Erik Bedard - SEA
21.OF Magglio Ordonez - DET
22.SP Gil Meche - KC

daner ~ Pirates SUCK

1.OF Ryan Braun - MIL
2.3B Pablo Sandoval - SF
3.SS Derek Jeter - NYY
4.C Victor Martinez - BOS
5.1B/OF Lance Berkman - HOU
6.OF Andrew McCutchen - PIT
7.OF Andre Ethier - LAD
8.1B Carlos Pena - TB
9.SP Ubaldo Jimenez - COL
10.SP Chad Billingsley - LAD
11.From speechjew * RP Brian Wilson - SF
11.Traded to speechjew
12.Traded to speechjew
12.From speechjew * SP Scott Kazmir - LAA
13.SP David Price - TB
14.SP Max Scherzer - DET
15.RP Leo Nunez - FLA
16.RP Matt Capps - WAS
17.2B Howie Kendrick - LAA
18.2B Casey McGehee - MIL
19.OF Drew Stubbs - CIN
20.SP Andy Pettitte - NYY
21.OF Franklin Gutiérrez - SEA
22.3B Pedro Alvarez - PIT

hilikus ~ The Picklers

1.3B Evan Longoria - TB
2.SS Jose Reyes - NYM
3.1B Adrian Gonzalez - SD
4.SP Adam Wainwright - STL
5.Traded to speechjew
6.SP Josh Johnson - FLA
6.From speechjew * OF Josh Hamilton - TEX
7.C Matt Wieters - BAL
8.3B Gordon Beckham - CHW
8.From speechjew * RP Francisco Rodriguez - NYM
9.SP Yovani Gallardo - MIL
10.OF Carlos Quentin - CHW
11.OF Carlos Gonzalez - COL
12.Traded to speechjew
13.SP Brett Anderson - OAK
14.RP Frank Francisco - TEX
15.OF Brad Hawpe - COL
16.SP Gavin Floyd - CHW
17.OF Ryan Ludwick - STL
18.2B Placido Polanco - PHI
19.SP Madison Bumgarner - SF
20.OF Rajai Davis - OAK
21.SP Brian Matusz - BAL
22.SS Everth Cabrera - SD

OGB ~ Schrute Farms

1.1B Prince Fielder - MIL
2.3B Chone Figgins - SEA
3.2B Brian Roberts - BAL
4.SP Justin Verlander - DET
5.RP Joe Nathan - MIN
6.RP Mariano Rivera - NYY
7.OF Shane Victorino - PHI
8.C Kurt Suzuki - OAK
9.SP Ricky Nolasco - FLA
10.SP Rich Harden - TEX
11.SP Jair Jurrjens - ATL
12.OF Jason Kubel - MIN
13.SS Yunel Escobar - ATL
14.OF Alex Rios - CHW
15.DH Hideki Matsui - LAA
16.OF Johnny Damon - NYY
17.RP Jason Frason - TOR
18.OF Delmon Young - MIN
19.SP Jorge De La Rosa - COL
20.OF Lastings Milledge - PIT
21.SP Bronson Arroyo - CIN
22.SP John Maine - NYM

Thanos ~ Demonic Pimps

1.1B Ryan Howard - PHI
2.3B Mark Reynolds - ARI
3.SP C.C. Sabathia - NYY
4.2B Aaron Hill - TOR
5.1B Derrek Lee - CHC
6.SS Jason Bartlett - TB
7.C Russell Martin - LAD
8.OF Raul Ibanez - PHI
9.SP AJ Burnett - NYY
10.OF Chris Coghlan - FLA
11.SP Aroldis Chapman - CIN
12.SP Diasuke Matsuzaka - BOS
12.From Bernek77 * SP Roy Oswalt - HOU
13.Traded to Bernek77
13.From Masterwolf - SP Stephen Strasburg - WAS
14.Traded to Bernek77
15.From Bernek77 Traded to Masterwolf
15.Traded to Masterwolf
16.OF Scott Podsednik - KC
17.SP Jon Garland - SD
17.From Masterwolf * SP Francisco Liriano - MIN
18.SP Justin Duchscherer - OAK
19.SP Chris Volstad - FLA
20.RP Matt Thronton - CHW
21.SP Brett Meyers - PHI
22.OF Desmond Jennings - TB

Montague ~ South Park Jesus

1.1B Miguel Cabrera - DET
2.3B David Wright - NYM
3.2B Robinson Cano - NYY
4.OF Justin Upton - ARI
5.SP Dan Haren - ARI
6.OF Manny Ramirez - LAD
7.RP Jonathan Papelbon - BOS
8.C Jorge Posada - NYY
9.OF Shin-Soo Choo - CLE
10.RP Carlos Marmol - CHC
11.SS Alexi Ramirez - CHW
12.SP Scott Baker - MIN
13.SP Carlos Zambrano - CHC
14.SP Ryan Dempster - CHC
15.1B/OF Nick swisher - NYY
16.RP J.P. Howell - TB
17.SS Ryan Theriot - CHC
18.SP Wade Davis - TB
19.SP Jeff Niemann - TB
20.SP Kevin Millwood - BAL
21.2B Rickie Weeks - MIL
22.SS Orlando Cabrera - CIN

Masterwolf ~ Wulfpack Mafia

1.SP Tim Lincecum - SF
2.OF Carl Crawford - TB
3.2B Dustin Pedroia - BOS
4.SP Felix Hernandez - SEA
5.OF Nick Markakis - BAL
6.1B/OF Adam Dunn - WAS
7.OF B.J. Upton - TB
8.SS Stephen Drew - ARI
9.OF Nyjer Morgan - WAS
10.3B Adrian Beltre - BOS
11.RP Andrew Bailey - OAK
12.SP Jered Weaver - LAA
13.Traded to Thanos
14.SP Edwin Jackson - ARI
15.From Thanos via Bernek77 * OF Denard Span - MIN
15.From Thanos SP Randy Wolf - MIL
15.SP Rick Porcello - DET
16.1B/3B Jorge Cantu - FLA
17.Traded to Thanos
18.C Mike Napoli - LAA
19.C Buster Posey - SF
20.SP Phil Hughes - NYY
21.SP John Lannan - WAS
22.SP Jeff Francis - COL

TerryJ15 ~ Terry's Princess Pumpkins

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