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Greven53
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 posted July 01, 2009 07:41 AM   Click Here to See the Profile for Greven53 Click Here to Email Greven53 Send a private message to Greven53 Click to send Greven53 an Instant Message Edit/Delete Message Reply With Quote 
Find a job where you get paid to instruct people on how to lose money the slowest and then watch as their nest eggs dry up. It's a lot more fun than you think...
 
oneofchaos
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Restaurants are a sure fire way to make money. So easy making more than minimum if your not careless to your customers.
 
Our_Benefactors
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Got my wisdom teeth out this morning. Tongue and lower half of face are still completely numb, so as much as I'd like to eat something right now, it's pretty much physically impossible.
 
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quote:
Originally posted by oneofchaos:
Restaurants are a sure fire way to make money. So easy making more than minimum if your not careless to your customers.

Is that why more than 75% of restaurants fail in the first 3 years?

 
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Yes, actually. So don't do that and you might not fail in the first three years

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oneofchaos
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quote:
Originally posted by Ml490:
Is that why more than 75% of restaurants fail in the first 3 years?

It's more like 90%. I meant working as a server. If your restaurant goes under find another one. You will already have exp.

 
Myy
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quote:
Originally posted by Ml490:
Is that why more than 75% of restaurants fail in the first 3 years?

No, it's because you touch yourself at night.

 
Greven53
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quote:
Originally posted by Myy:
No, it's because you touch yourself at night.

You are about a decade late on this one...

 
PlasteredDragon
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quote:
Originally posted by Our_Benefactors:
Got my wisdom teeth out this morning. Tongue and lower half of face are still completely numb, so as much as I'd like to eat something right now, it's pretty much physically impossible.
Having had all my teeth removed, I can sympathize. Anything you can simply swallow without having to work your tongue or cheeks or lips much would probably be good.

Try applesauce or yogurt. Put a small amount on a spoon, tip your head back, and just try to swallow it straight off the spoon (don't swallow the spoon... or your tongue).

Good luck.

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oneofchaos
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quote:
Originally posted by PlasteredDragon:
Anything you can simply swallow without having to work your tongue or cheeks or lips much would probably be good.
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Thats what she said!

In other news the working out has been thawrted by wendys and taco bell for the day . 5 weeks to lose 18 pounds, I am failing...

 
Selvaxri
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my wallet somehow found it's way under the head of my bed, against the wall. damn gremlins...
 
Tranderas
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quote:
Originally posted by Our_Benefactors:
Got my wisdom teeth out this morning. Tongue and lower half of face are still completely numb, so as much as I'd like to eat something right now, it's pretty much physically impossible.

I've said it here before, but something you should not do is try to puree grilled chicken and corn. I did that when i got my braces tightened for the last time...

Coincidentally, I lost 5 lbs in 3 days due to starvation....

 
Myy
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quote:
Originally posted by Tranderas:
I've said it here before, but something you should not do is try to puree grilled chicken and corn. I did that when i got my braces tightened for the last time...

Coincidentally, I lost 5 lbs in 3 days due to starvation....

yeah not eating is a great way to lose weight. Ask the olsen Twins.

 
Jazaray
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Hey, do you guys think I'd make a good bartender?

Thanks,
Jazaray

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PlasteredDragon
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quote:
Originally posted by Jazaray:
Hey, do you guys think I'd make a good bartender?
A good bartender must be sympathetic, affable, a good listener, able to mix drinks, and able to tell when it's time for a customer to stop drinking.

I know you have the first three down at least. I'm sure you can learn the other two.

 
Myy
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quote:
Originally posted by Jazaray:
Hey, do you guys think I'd make a good bartender?

Thanks,
Jazaray

Name all the mixed alcoholic drinks you can think up off the top of your head..

 
PlasteredDragon
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RIP Karl Malden.

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Keaner
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quote:
Originally posted by Jazaray:
Hey, do you guys think I'd make a good bartender?

Thanks,
Jazaray

Welcome back!

As long as you don't mind late nights and know when to cut somebody off you should do fine. All the rest will come with time.

Bartending is getting to be a dangerous job with all the lawsuits from brilliant people who think it's the bartender's fault they got drunk and decided to attack somebody or die from ingesting their own vomit. Doesn't help the courts are ruling in their favor. IMO the only time a bartender is responsible for another person's actions is if they a) spike a drink or b) sell to a minor.

[Edited 1 times, lastly by Keaner on July 02, 2009]

 
Jazaray
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quote:
Originally posted by Myy:
Name all the mixed alcoholic drinks you can think up off the top of your head..

Wow.. Let's see. Sex on the Beach, Orgasm, Blow Job, Vodka Martini, Gin Martini, 7&7, Captain n Coke(diet..etc), Blue Hawaii, Fuzzy Navel, Screwdriver... I know I know others, I just can't think of them right now..

Thanks,
Jazaray

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I just got turned on by Jaz's drinks

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quote:
Originally posted by rockondon:
I just got turned on by Jaz's drinks

I just got turned on by your return to motl <3

 
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quote:
Originally posted by rockondon:
I just got turned on by Jaz's drinks

I got turned on by your #1 Angel

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This PFS is starting to feel slimy.

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Yeah? Well Myy is the one getting the karma smack since I'm sure he did that to Jaz on purpose.

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