Be Careful - A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Home Depot
customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out
shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite
traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or
your friends.

Here's how the scam works:

Two very hot girls come over to your car as you are
packing your shopping into it. They both start wiping your
windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out
of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask
you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the
backseat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs
over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the
other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen May 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th
& 24th. Also June 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 24th, three
times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful.

P.S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale $2.99 each

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Originally posted by nderdog:
I just got an email from a friend, and though I don't usually spread this type of thing, I think that warning you all of this is just too important.

Be Careful - A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Home Depot
customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out
shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite
traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or
your friends.

Here's how the scam works:

Two very hot girls come over to your car as you are
packing your shopping into it. They both start wiping your
windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out
of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask
you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the
backseat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs
over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the
other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen May 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th
& 24th. Also June 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 24th, three
times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful.

P.S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale $2.99 each

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Originally posted by nderdog:
Hilarity

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ROFL

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Originally posted by yakusoku:
Anyone who's ever taken French or Spanish in high school will tell you that all stuff has a gender. So, you throw enough stuff together in a dark room with nothing to do all day while you're at work, surrounded by alcohol, and it's unavoidable that la computadora (computer - female) and el libro (book - male) might produce some notebook computer offspring.

Same thing with your pencils (los lapices - male) and pens (las plumas) creating erasable pen kiddies.

Or maybe you have reverse underpants gnomes, the ones who leave you used garments in your hamper at night in the futile hopes of acquiring profit.

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huzzah!

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Originally posted by yakusoku:
Anyone who's ever taken French or Spanish in high school will tell you that all stuff has a gender. So, you throw enough stuff together in a dark room with nothing to do all day while you're at work, surrounded by alcohol, and it's unavoidable that la computadora (computer - female) and el libro (book - male) might produce some notebook computer offspring.

Same thing with your pencils (los lapices - male) and pens (las plumas) creating erasable pen kiddies.

Or maybe you have reverse underpants gnomes, the ones who leave you used garments in your hamper at night in the futile hopes of acquiring profit.

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Originally posted by puregoblinboy47:
This may be the most amazing post MOTL has seen in a while. I haven't laughed that hard in weeks. Not even the grace of PD's wit bowled me over like that. Cheers to you, sir!

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I agree, it was a great laugh and all, but.. sorry Yaku, you're nowhere near as great as PD. :P And I don't see how you could say that Kyle! I'm telling!

Thanks,
Jazaray

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Originally posted by TheMidnightBomber:
It seems my house is shaking, this is quite peculiar.

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It's not wise to build a Jell-O igloo in California, but it is very EARTHQUAKE friendly.

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Originally posted by TheMidnightBomber:
It seems my house is shaking, this is quite peculiar.

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That's what she said!

/Shook me all night long
//rimshot?
///I'm so sorry

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Originally posted by wrshp666:
I've never driven a car in my life before. Anyone think its possible for me to get my liscense in the next 3 weeks before school starts?

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Originally posted by wrshp666:
I've never driven a car in my life before. Anyone think its possible for me to get my liscense in the next 3 weeks before school starts?

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Originally posted by Jazaray:
(even though beer is GROSS).

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In other news, Absinthe may be the most destructive beverage on the market right now. I watched 4 people black out after their first shot of it. They told me the next day about how hated I was for bringing it, they all remember being plesantly drunk until they took that shot. They then turned into raving lunatics with no memory 5 minutes after drinking it.

I drank 4 shots no prob, except for the whole wormwood rush that is granted and that it tastes like it's distilled from the urine of Satan.

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Originally posted by puregoblinboy47:

In other news, Absinthe may be the most destructive beverage on the market right now. I watched 4 people black out after their first shot of it. They told me the next day about how hated I was for bringing it, they all remember being plesantly drunk until they took that shot. They then turned into raving lunatics with no memory 5 minutes after drinking it.

I drank 4 shots no prob, except for the whole wormwood rush that is granted and that it tastes like it's distilled from the urine of Satan.

Absinthe is something I am never buying again. I'll stick to the destructive powers of Scorpion Bowls from here on out.

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Ok, no. First of all, who takes SHOTS of absinthe? You're supposed to water it down and let it louche, preferably over a sugar cube.

Secondly, I have currently 4 bottles of imported absinthe waiting for the appropriate time to be drunk. And they are good stuff too, spent over $300 for them! Come on, you know you can't resist drinking with me...

Oh, and scorpion bowls? You need to come to Cambridge more often. I'll buy the drinks.

I wonder what's in them...

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Originally posted by BoltBait:
The last time I moved, I moved boxes that hadn't been opened since the previous time I moved.

I wonder what's in them...

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